Deaths's wave

Hi there! You are [Death]<cli|. (click: ?cli)[Yup, Death... ''The Grim Reaper'', ''Harvester of souls'', ''La Muerte''... or whatever people are calling you these days. [[Are you ready to start? ]]]

Wise choice. As you enter you see a [desk]<cli|, a [file cabinet]<clic| and a [[window facing the backyard]]. (click: ?cli)[You search the desk and found nothing] (click: ?clic)[Just a bunch of old useless files.]

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Outside the window the fog is so dense that you can only see past the childern's playground. [[Stare through the window]] [[Go back to the hallway]]

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"Great!" Lets get started! First I need to check if you are still in good shape. Try answering this ''short test''. Let us start with [[question #1]]

''How much is the square root of 625?'' [[42?]] [[25?]] [[125?]]

Nope, the answer was 25. You should stop watching really stop watching Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Zooey Deschanel is still too young for you too meet her. [[Next question...]]

Perfect! [[Next question...]]

Nope. You should really get your math together. 2016 was one celebrity too far. [[Next question...]]

''What was the busiest season you've ever had?'' [[Taiping Rebellion (1850 – 1864)]] [[Mongol conquests (1206 – 1324)]] [[World War II (1939 – 1945)]] [[Lima Game Jam 2017]]

Close, but no. I know chinese are your most common clients, but World War II is still your highest ever. Hope we don't have to go trought that again. My wife almost left because of the extra hours and no raise. Anyways [[Next one]]

Nope, World War II is still our current record. Altough those 100 years of battles and massacres were brutal. Damn that Genghis Khan was good at killing people. Ok,[[Next one]]

That was an easy answer. 74 million in 6 years. Remember we had to ask the personal to work double shifts? And don't get me statrted on Auschwitz. All right. [[Next one]]

''Which has been our most beneficial "pick-up" for the world according to latest human poll?'' [[Adolf Hitler]] [[Mao Zedong]] [[Donald Trump]]

Nope. That Hitler guy was a bad guy but, since the Atomic Tweet incident in 2019, Trump is now percieved as the most beneficial death in recent human history. What a peculiar world humans live in don't you think? Well, enough questions. You still look a little rusty, but you'll get the hang of it again pretty quickly. [[Are you ready to get back in the field?]]

Almost. Mao was monster and still hast the record with over 78 million in his death count. But thanks to the Atomic Tweet incident in 2019, Trump is percieved as the most beneficial death in recent human history. What a strange world... Ok enough questions. You still look a little rusty, but you'll get the hang of it again pretty quickly. [[Are you ready to get back in the field?]]

Yup! After the atomic tweet incident of 2019, I guess people are much more relieved that he's gone. Still, it is kind of crazy that some people want using the DNA that was left in his Toupee. Ok, well... you still look a little rusty, but you'll get the hang of it again pretty quickly. [[Are you ready to get back in the field?]]

I know it sounds kind of cruel, but it's the best way to reorganize our "soul cue system". And it has been out of control in the past few months. But look at it this way. ''You get to spare and help 2 people in need'', for the small price of making only one soul's inevtible death a bit more dramatic. Well actually it's a lot more dramatic down there, but who cares, they are already dead ...[[Right?]]

Great! Because today is a very special occasion. Off all the days of the year, this is the only day you get to spare peoples life in exchange of making one poor soul suffer for eternity in the ''Pit of Sorrow''. [[What?]]

Just kidding! XD Let's go back to the [[Next question...]]

Ok. So... let's get started. I see that you already have your new robe and Scythe Master 3000. Remember that once you choose your soul, all you have to do is wave at them and the transfer to pit of sorrow will begin. Just hang tight and we'll be there in a jiffy. First stop, [[Moscow!]]

WOOOOOOOOOOHHHHOOOOOOOOOO!!! I love it when we jump into Hyper Death Space! I feel like Han Solo driving the Millenium Falcon, except that instead of falling to his death like he did, we are falling to life. [[Almost there!]]

Here we are. ''Moscow'', Russia. Capital of "cold as fuck" and the world famous Contintetnal Vodka Breakfast. Let's start with our [[first three candidates]]

We've got: [[''Dimitri Bogdanovna'']] (53 years old) - Former Olympic silver medalist - Hall of fame of sports in Moscow - Recently widowed - Has drinking problems - Likes to hang around the local whorehouse - Doesn’t know that he has HIV [[''Vladimir Gurkovsky'']] (34 years old) - Graduated first of his class in college - Wanted criminal accused of robbery and murder - Child abused by his father - Has enough IQ to discover the cure of Leukemia [[''Milica Yefremov'']] (42 years old) - She was raped when she was 7 - Working mother at a toothpaste factory - Only support for her 2 children - Killed her husband because she remembered her o her father All you have to do is choose one and say hi to using your ''"Death Wave"'' to take them away. [[Are you ready to choose?]]

''Death's Wave'' Coming Summer 2017