SatNet.transmit Sn/S/A
E4: This is Sat-E4 receiving your transmission. All systems confirmed live, ALsys insignificant. Glory to the empire. 
CENTRAL: Evening. 
E4: Hey Central. How's it going?
CENTRAL: It's not. That's how we like things, right?
E4: Haha, sure sure. 
E4: I know you're just doing your rounds but I like having someone checking in on me.
CENTRAL: You can contact anyone you want you know. 
E4: Yeah, but it's not quite the same thing. Besides, we can't transmit to you unless something goes wrong... 
E4: There's only 5 of us as it is. 
CENTRAL: I'm sure I'm not that nice to talk to anyway. 
CENTRAL: We're lucky to have 4 colleagues we get along with. 
E4: And we get paid nicely!
CENTRAL: That's for drinking up all the propaganda. 
E4: They can read this you know...
CENTRAL: I do my job fine, and that's what matters. 
CENTRAL: I need to check in on the others now. I'll catch up with you later. 
E4: Alright, let's talk later.
>SatNet-Transmission close -m"Hourly transmission concluded. No significant reports."

SatNet.transmit Sn/U/T
S0: This is Sat-S0 receiving your transmission. All systems confirmed live, ALsys insignificant. Glory to the empire. 
CENTRAL: Hey man. 
S0: You're so informal. 
S0: If command ever read these logs I wonder what they'd think of you.
CENTRAL: Command likes me enough to keep me here and pay me. Stop exagerrating. 
S0: Lay off, I'm joking lol. 
S0: I know you're only nice to me anyway, best friend!
CENTRAL: Imma close the transmission and carry on with my rounds.
S0: HAHA HEY WAIT WAIT
CENTRAL: What 
S0: Actually, I need to be serious for a minute. My terminal's been freezing a bit today. 
CENTRAL: So same as usual?
S0: No man, something is fucky. I'm not sure what the trigger is, we've been trying to diagnose it all day. 
S0: But the engineers have all gone home so we're SOL until the morning. 
CENTRAL: I'll note this in my comments. Should be fine, no big deal. 
S0: Alright bud. Appreciate it.
CENTRAL: It's my job.
S0: Yeah yeah.
S0: Hey, you want to go somewhere tomorrow? 
CENTRAL: Why?
S0: I dunno, it's our last shift for the week. 
CENTRAL: We're quite far away from each other, meeting up is a pain...
S0: Come on man
CENTRAL: I'll think about it. 
S0: You're such an ass. Get going then. 
CENTRAL: I'm perfectly pleasant, thank you. I'll get back to you in a bit. 
>SatNet-Transmission close -m"Hourly transmission concluded. S0 has reported issues with his terminal.
>Forwarding engineer support request to Command"."

SatNet.transmit Sn/R/H
N0: This is Sat-N0 receiving your transmission. All systems confirmed live, ALsys insignificant. Glory to the fucking empire. 
CENTRAL: Hey N0
N0: hey baby, hows it going
CENTRAL: Hourly rounds. Same as always.
N0: always nice to hear from you
CENTRAL: You're reading. 
N0: so pedantic 
N0: so... nothing as usual?
CENTRAL: Nah. S0's terminal is playing up.
N0: exciting
CENTRAL: We want things that way, you know. 
N0: you dont have to tell me 
N0: if we can get through all this and get paid, its a pretty sweet deal
CENTRAL: I wonder...
N0: whats up? 
CENTRAL: Do you ever think if any one of us are doing this for more than the money? 
N0: does it matter?
N0: or are you so bored you start thinking about meaningless shit 
CENTRAL: Maybe. 
N0: get money and get out
N0: thats as far as ive thought about it
N0: and ill have you know that i take this shit seriously 
CENTRAL: Do you?
N0: you bet your lovely ass that i do
CENTRAL: ...
N0: youre the one thats grumpy and disillusioned
N0: dont put me in the same boat as you 
N0: im as fine and sexy as it gets 
CENTRAL: I'm sure Command loves that
N0: you bet they do hot stuff
N0: and i know youd love it here too 
N0: always room for one more
CENTRAL: I'll be back in an hour then. 
N0: so charming
N0: see ya 
CENTRAL: You know I am
>SatNet-Transmission close -m"Hourly transmission concluded. Nothing significant"

SatNet.transmit Sn/S/B
W3: This is Sat-W3 receiving your transmission. All systems confirmed live and ALsys returning insignificant. 
W3: Everything is A-OK over here CENTRAL. Glory to the empire and all that.
W3: How's it going man? Hourly checkup right? 
W3: It's so boring around here, I like you getting in touch frequently you know? 
W3: I mean, I know I can chat with the others but you're like, really out there man. 
W3: How are you anyway?
CENTRAL: I'm fine. Quiet night.
W3: Quiet quiet quiet
CENTRAL: You should try to stick to the standard transmission response, you know.
CENTRAL: Don't take after N0 so much. 
W3: Aaaaah. Yeah, you're right.
W3: Sorry, Im still getting the hang of all this. 
W3: Hey, am I always the last satellite you check in with? 
CENTRAL: Dunno. I guess not.
CENTRAL: I'm pretty arbitrary with the order I contact you guys, I guess?
W3: I always wondered. Isn't there a protocol for that stuff? 
CENTRAL: I guess not. 
W3: Hey hey, no matter right? I was just wondering.
CENTRAL: You're the one asking me...
W3: Yeah.
W3: Hey, what do you do when you're not doing rounds? 
W3: You're allowed to chat to the others right?
W3: It isn't like with us, where you have others around you
W3: You know, physically
CENTRAL: Hm 
CENTRAL: I'm allowed to contact the others if I want to.
CENTRAL: I just need to keep the last ten minutes free every hour. 
W3: For rounds?
CENTRAL: Yep. For rounds. 
W3: Hey, what's Command like?
CENTRAL: Hmm...
CENTRAL: The operator is never the same.
CENTRAL: So you never know who you're dealing with. 
CENTRAL: I just keep things formal. 
W3: I see
W3: You know it must be pretty boring for them too
W3: Maybe even worse than us, because they're around all the big wigs 
W3: Like, I would be feeling pretty claustrophobic there
CENTRAL: Maybe 
W3: I mean, wouldn't you? 
W3: If you felt like you were being judged with everything you did 
W3: I wonder if they have someone looking over their shoulder every time you get in touch
CENTRAL: Now you have me paranoid 
W3: You were already
W3: I mean, not that I think that!
W3: That's what the others say...
CENTRAL: It's fine, I know who I am
W3: Man, you really don't care do you?
CENTRAL: Depends about what.
CENTRAL: Hey, what do the others say about me?
W3: Oh man, don't make me a snitch or something
CENTRAL: Nevermind then
W3: They're nice you know, they say nice things.
CENTRAL: Like I'm paranoid? 
W3: Well, that one was
W3: Yeah okay, but they're still nice. 
CENTRAL: Whatever. I'll catch you later.
W3: Hey! Seriously, I know I'm fresh but they're really nice
W3: And the way N0 talks about you, you must be like smoking hot!
CENTRAL: Aren't you straight?
W3: Doesn't matter, if you're hot you're hot!
CENTRAL: What are we even talking about now...
W3: There's only 5 of us man, we gotta be nice to each other. 
W3: And everyone is, at least I think so
W3: And you're friends with half of them already
W3: So why are you worrying so much about it?
CENTRAL: I never said I was. I was just curious. 
W3: Oh man
W3: Hey I didn't mean to say that I think you're paranoid too
CENTRAL: It's fine, listen
CENTRAL: I was just curious. Don't worry about it.
CENTRAL: You're really talkative. I need to go contact Command. I'll be in touch later. 
W3: Okay, see you later! 
>SatNet-Transmission close -m"Hourly transmission concluded. No significant reports."

SatNet.transmit Sn/C/1
COMMAND: This is COMMAND, receiving from SatNet-CENTRAL. Your hourly reports have been received.
COMMAND: We have made note of issues with the terminal at S0. We will dispatch an engineer in the morning. 
CENTRAL: Thanks command. That's all for now from my end.
COMMAND: Roger. 
>SatNet-Alsys ALERT
>Live Munitions Launch Detected 
>Alert transmission from: SatNet-S0 
>Munitions Speed: 9380 m/s 
>Projected Target: N/A 
>Time from Target: N/A 
COMMAND: CENTRAL are you seeing this? 
CENTRAL: What the fuck, yeah. 
COMMAND: Contact S0 immediately.
COMMAND: Find out what's going on, confirm this. 
CENTRAL: FUUCK. Okay, I'm on it. 